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The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box
Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!
by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018
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anal tissue

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)
Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.
by Pannwinner1 May 25, 2023
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more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.
Nigel has more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
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Fart Tissue

Fart Tissue: A tissue that smells like intense fart.
1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!
by spookyscarysharts October 10, 2021
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Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.
Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot
by katieskii March 20, 2021
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tissue roses

Tissue used to catch sperm then scrunched up and thrown nonchalantly
His bedroom is littered with tissue roses
by StaticRH January 27, 2020
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facial tissue

A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.

A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.

Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.
Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.

They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.
by bitchuck September 12, 2024
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