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Tibber

A man's John Thomas,...one's knob,...the cock.
"I'm off to see the doc' this aft' about that wart on me tibber."
"...and it wasn't till I got home that I realised me tibber had been dangling out of me trousers the whole time!"
by Mr. Sam October 27, 2005
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Tibet

Tibet was an independent country but in 1959 China invaded and annexed it, killing 1 million people and destroying 1800 temples. Of course the United Nations did nothing.
Why the U.N. didn't do anything to free Tibet from china?

Because they were too busy passing resolutions against Israel
by fuckTheUN August 21, 2003
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Tibetan hard candy

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Rivera's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Rivera's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.
-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.
by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006
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Tibaba

One word to describe her. Iconic. She is hilarious and is most likely the one in her friend group to become famous or a celebrity. She is talented and beautiful. Consider yourself lucky to be her friend. I don't make up the rules.
"God I'm so lucky to be Tibaba's friend."
"Right!"
by Shmozygirl1 April 12, 2021
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hotpocket timebomb

When you are nothing but a fat slob who sits at the computer all day long reading UD, while eating the WHOLE box of McCain's Hotpockets (side note: either my lazy ass couldn't find them at the store, or they stopped selling them. If thats the case; bring them back!!!!) to yourself and you have spiked the bottom of one of them with immense amounts of hot sauce and you know the minute you eat that one, you will explode and die due to you health. Lets face it, you do not exercise and you eat shit all day long. Your heart has now given up. Time to die
hey, did you hear about Andy? He got hit with a hotpocket timebomb. I knew that's what would get him
by obese dese nuts January 20, 2011
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tibert

artificial red hair, glasses, average height, blue eyes, loves leah and amber, and harry potter. favorite color = beige. favorite store = old navy. favorite shoes = loafers, favorite = escargo, loves to read in the shower
Look at all the metal on tibert's face!
by welovetina December 7, 2011
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Tiberius

Tiberius (Ty) is a young boy at the age of 15 he has a twin sister, Livia (Livvy), a little brother, 8, called Octavian (Tavvy), a little sister, 13, named Drusilla (Dru), an older brother, 17, called Julian (Jules), another older brother, at the age of 21 called Mark and an older sister, Helen at the age of 23. He is in love with a young boy named Christopher (Kit) Herondale. (This is all dating back to 2012)
Tiberius looked at Kit, longingly.
by Tomorrow is today June 2, 2020
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