threading the needle

Trying to have sex while flaccid

"I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl."

by Cohen95 August 3, 2008

thread killer

One who posts in a very popular thread on a message board, and then kills it. It will stay 'dead' from 20 minutes to a week, then the thread is fucked, and has no chance of become a great thread again. Just like a pron star that had testy cancer.

new post made by 'FolksyChipmunk' at: 2:34 AM June 24, 2001

currant date and time: 7:58 PM April 23, 2006

therefor he is a 'thread killer'

by buttsecks November 6, 2008

thread hog

A person that likes creating threads on message boards and in groups before others have an opportunity to do so.

"Chris is such a thread hog. He made the Super Bowl thread in our Facebook group two days early so nobody else could."

by alexg650 January 31, 2014

Threading A Bobbin

The act of inserting and removing anal beads in a rapid manner.

Dude, threading a bobbin is crazy. That kinky bitch Tiffany had me to it to her like six times last night.

Also: Threaded her/his bobbin

by squiglowski January 19, 2015

Fully Threaded

1. Swagged out to the max
2. Dressed extremely well
3. looking bomb attractive

"Man bro, I like your swag! your fully threaded than a bitch! "

by SweetStephyGee October 12, 2011

Bung Thread

Bung Thread(s) is a term used to describe the markings left behind on the inner anal lining of a sexual partner that has just received anal intercourse from one or more partners. It is usually used as a form of measurement to determine the depth of penetration to gauge ones schmeat length in comparison to others who have left their own Bung Thread(s).

Brad- “Bro I just gave Stacy a pink sock last night and left the deepest Bung Thread I’ve ever seen.”

Chad- “That’s some serious schmeat length bro”

by AnneFranksDiary May 29, 2020

Fresh Threads

1. An up and coming clothing company that will revolutionize the industry while mocking the other major clothing outlets of today's material world.
2. A pairing of words that one cannot say many times, really fast. And if you can, you're not doing it fast enough.
3. Fresh Threads is about unity, and not conformity.

1. Whether you shop at Abercrombie, Hot Topic, or GoodWill: Fresh Threads is for you.
2. We "don't discriminate, we regulate every shade of that ass." as some dead rapper once said.

by Nathan Hess April 14, 2004