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xyra shnequa double-barrel Thompson 

she’s like so totally leggerz, she boyfriend is in prison rn for grand theft auto but that does stop her seen him and having a cheek shag behind the vending machines. she 1/3 of the ket heads and madly in love with braddy daddy
don’t you think xyra shnequa double-barrel Thompson name is weird and long?

it’s fine cus is being changed to xt24zz soon

The Angry Johnson Thompson 

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"

ava thompson 

she is a fake ass friend. she talks shit behind everyone’s back. don’t be fooled. oh and i can’t forget she will always steel your mans doesn’t matter who he is.
ava thompson is a fake ass friend.

Kody thompson 

Damn kody thompson is a small penis
Kody thompson by Slog22346 July 23, 2011

Megan Thompson 

An awesome girl from Washington who is so much hotter than a lot of people!! :) And she likes cookies ;)
Megan Thompson is so hot! I wish I looked like her!
Megan Thompson by Meekokitteh October 29, 2011

jay thompson 

"Oh shit it's Jay Thompson!" *Buildings explode*
jay thompson by KrazyJMan January 11, 2017