sasquatch snatch

noun - When her vagina looks like Cousin It.

guy one "Dude. That chick is so fucking hot! I'd tap that."

guy two "Man, she may have a rockin' bod and alot of sex appeal, but she's got that sasquatch snatch!"

guy one "Shit!!!"

by TheCheesecakeGuru June 14, 2012

Mini Sasquatch

When your dick and balls are hairy and you draw a face on them. Aka- Cris's dick

Ewwww you own a mini Sasquatch. Big larry is way better. get a larry.

by Broken Tri-pod December 9, 2019

Sasquatch Sneeze

Vaginal flatulence; a discreet slang term for the word "queef."

"Dang Krista, that was one loud sasquatch sneeze."

by ohmygoshimginger May 19, 2022

Sasquatch

An evil and wicked federal criminal that thinks they are falsely superior (tyrant) which are sometimes called: internet troll, stalker, peeping tom, black-hat hacker or script kiddie; that steals, observes, trades and sells data that is retrieved by a computational device from a victim which data is used for the worst things that human beings are capable of.

A Sasquatch wants you to believe that they do not exist.

by FUTUREPRESIDENTONE March 17, 2022

sasquatch

It's just fucken sasquatch mate like sassy the sasquatch. just hairy and smokes weed mate.

Donny: what is a sasquatch
Sassy: whatareyoutalkinabout

by what are you talkin about April 4, 2024

Sasquatch

A person is BIGGER and BULKIER than yourself. You know that if you got into a fight with them, one swing of a fist would crack your skull open like an egg. You also know that if they sat on you (intentionally or accidentally, i don't judge) would flatten every single bone in your body. They also highly lower your self esteem because they are clearly bigger and bulkier than you. These specimens are the kinds of people we all aspire to be, but who we know we can't.

*you and a friend are standing in the lunch line*
*a big man named William Davis cuts you*
Your Friend:Can you believe this, a freakin Sasquatch jst cut u-
*you silence him before the beast hears, saving both of your lives*

by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018

Sasquatch

cutie patootie

jen is such a sasquatch

by tinyevilhag May 6, 2022