by Endone June 16, 2022
by Endone June 16, 2022
The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.
*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."
"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."
"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."
"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."
"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
by PershingRifleBoy420 December 05, 2022
Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield
When you oil up the head of your dick, slide it under your balls and let it plunge into your asshole.
Yo dog, I got hella new lube last night and had a nice mud python.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.
by nbizzledizzle November 24, 2017
by Notthebuilder January 16, 2014
Jeff: Holy Fuck, how did he do that?!?! He must be a python warrior!
Tiffany: He is! He is a panda in training!!!
Jeff: A what?
Tiffany:A python warrior is basically a sexy beast; he praises oprah, and is a panda in training!!!
Tiffany: He is! He is a panda in training!!!
Jeff: A what?
Tiffany:A python warrior is basically a sexy beast; he praises oprah, and is a panda in training!!!
by 69panda69 March 24, 2015