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crotch munchies

Hey baby, I have the crotch munchies for you
by cinderellaasmella May 23, 2022
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Munchie Box

Pizza box full of epic things to eat while drunk or stoned from the takeaway
Man I was pure chonged last night and went down to Aladdin for a munchie box.
by thestig8 September 21, 2016
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munchy wunchy

A man who likes to eat female genitalia like a thick hamburger. He often will take a deep breath before going down under.
Deacon: Did you hear about Jaden going down on Ally last night?
Collin: Ya, I had no idea he was such a munchy wunchy!
by Mo3 Lester February 1, 2023
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Munchie Massacre

The act of eating lots of food after smoking marijuana. Often resulting in a mess of wrappers, leftover food, etc.
"When we got those pringles and oatmeal cream pies it was a munchie massacre!"
by Shanedawg Tha Realest October 28, 2012
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Jack Munchie

A very oftenly used insult used by the immature population. Other more adult versions of this are examples such as Jack Ass, or plainly Ass. "Jack" is heard to be a old famous donkey from medevial times, and a munchie is that pesky little green man that is used in the old game by Macintosh called Super Munchers
Get awy from me Jack Munchie.
by D3guy2006 July 1, 2005
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Menstrual munchies

When a girl is about to start her period or is on her period and gets unhealthy food cravings
Hey girl lets get chocolate ice cream. Im definitely getting those menstrual munchies!
by Crumpinghotdog July 7, 2015
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Munchie-Patch

Dude, I would love to get down on her munchie-patch!
by The Gootz September 22, 2022
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