samahan mokong mag jakul

A rare word to be said to a loved one meaning 'I love you so much I will do anything to be with you, I will give to you everything.' It is a forever promise

"samahan mokong mag jakul hindi ko na kaya"
"samahan mokong mag jakul mag pakailanman walang titigil"
"samahan mokong mag jakul sa susunod kantutan naman"

by ttdakss May 30, 2022

Advance ako mag-isip

Filipino meaning of advanced thinking
Used when you did something in advanced
(I’m guessing it’s only used by Filipinos)

Text: Did pregnancy test even though still virgin
Person: Advance ako mag-isip

by RoyelPixel ._. October 15, 2018

ball drizzling cum mag

A magazine with your mom in it.

The Ball Drizzling Cum Mag showed your mom sucking off a horse.

by Seth July 11, 2003

mag-tag

A term used by law enforcement during the 80's and early 90's. It referred to striking a perp with their flashlight. The brand of flashlight used by the majority of law enforcement departments was the MAG-LITE. The model was a specific police issued variant of the, "MAG-LITE 5 cell D flashlight". Many officers found it quicker to retrieve the flashlight from their utility belt than the night stick because of how many of the utility belts were designed.

Besides the slang term that came about, the flashlight was also very effective for smashing out windows if the situation called for it. It also performed well as a flashlight....

Did you hear about the close call Deputy Big Mclargehuge had last night? A suspect produced a concealed knife he had on him and tried to stab Mclargehuge. Jumping out of the way Mclargehuge struck the suspect with his flashlight while repeating to STOP RESISTING Soon the suspect was in custody. Wow, Mclargehuge really is the best at mag-tag.

by JoesGLI August 18, 2016

mag dog

just autistic aye with its al=thritis n stuff, full cooker, licking peanut butter and stuff

dam girl calm down or imma call you mag dog

roof

by edtyaejvfhrae June 2, 2019

Chloe mag

A Chloe maguire is annoying specie that scientist just discovered. It often rides alone rather then a pack as it is quite ugly and toothless. It is has a very big mouth and often blurts stupid sounds and she can be found in Greek mythology as medusas slave.

She was walking around and saw the Chloe magg. “Ahhh I need to run it’s so ugly!”

by Unknown.JH June 3, 2022

Mag

London Ontario slang for something undesirable.

“Yo 2 boys cancelled on frog tonight”
“That’s fuckin mag”

by FratLivesMatter August 2, 2019