The Bachelor

This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.

Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.

Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*

by fuelledbysatan August 14, 2019

Bachelore

Tall tales of people who graduated from college but never got their Masters or Phd.

Naked girls covered in chocolate frosting, and other Bachelore made me understand why Gary became a campus cook instead of pursuing his Masters.

by D. Goode August 2, 2016

bachelor

a male bird or mammal without a mate, especially one prevented from breeding by a dominant male.

The young male elk was a bachelor, unable to challenge the dominant bull for mating rights.

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024

tinder bachelor

The act of putting a moment on tinder asking for a girl to accompany you somewhere, especially a formal or funeral, and agree to multiple women coming (preferably more than four) and then line them up out the front of the venue, and give a corsage to one of them, mimicking the television show the Bachelor.

Trimmer: Hey, bro who you taking to formal
Bruce: I don't know yet, probably just gonna do a tinder bachelor
Dunphy: Yeah good op, I'm chucking the same

by FlyDude January 7, 2016

bachelor

a young knight serving under another's banner.

As a bachelor, he served loyally under the banner of his liege lord, gaining experience and honor on the battlefield.

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024

golden bachelor

In Chinese society and that single men reaching a certain age will often be labeled as either "golden bachelors", specifically over the age of 30.

Ohh bro! How old are you?
I’m 35.
And you’re still single! Praise the golden bachelor

by DeKKa Mill July 19, 2023

Bachelor Cart

The small, narrow shopping carts at grocery stores and supermarkets. So called due the nature of the cart - it lacks the seat, leg openings and seatbelt found on larger shopping carts, where a little kid can sit. Doesn't hold much groceries, but the botton shelf is perfect for a case of beer. Often used by single people who have no kids, like a Bachelor for example.

Bob had no kids and is single, so he doesn't need a full sized cart because he's not getting much groceries . A Bachelor Cart will do.

by joe995 August 3, 2025