Amazon Prime and sexy time

Forget about Netflix and chill, it's time for Amazon Prime.

Girl: Netflix and chill?
Boy: I have something better
Girl: what?
Boy: Amazon Prime and sexy time
Girl: *takes her clothes off*

by RuleZzY September 23, 2016

Amazon Prime And Hit From Behind

The more straightforward version of Netflix and Chill. An act of inviting someone to your house with the intent to fuck sum

Aye Kiki you tryna slide so I can Amazon Prime and Hit From Behind

by KingWooskiii December 11, 2021

HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

its just a HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Amazoned

Amazon employees getting burnt out, frustrated and fucked up by Besos and his stupid dream.

Dude I was on on-call duty this week fucking 8 pages within one night!! Amazoned the shit out of me!

by dungeeee December 14, 2020

Amazon

The most obvious damping business in the world. It's so expensive in Winter 2024, they started cheap, however. Now they are offering delivery for small businesses. They just go cheap to kill FedEx, UPS and USPS and then make delivery really expensive. Amazon could be used as and example of damping cheap service to kill competition and then rise prices for they have been engaging in that practice for several cycles so far.

USPS and FedEx are getting pommeled by lowball prices from Amazon this Christmas, for Goodness sake!
Indeed! Cheap for Christmass 24, it will go through the roof for Christmas 25, however.

by Peridels December 7, 2024

Amazon

This place where you can literally find ANYTHING you could ever think of, and a bunch of useless things that nobody ever should've thought of.

AKA 'the zon' 'Amaze-a-zon' 'Amazakhstan' 'Amazwantthat'

Tha's on Amazon? Where you get dat?

by wordybirdie November 23, 2021