The OG Table

A festering amalgamation of toxicity, spilt milk, and good memories. Many chicken strips wasted, ice packs yeeted, lunches ruined, insults thrown, Foxes slain. Many comers-and-goers such as Rotisserie Chihuahua, Joe Mama and the Caramelizer. The OG five: wpkoski, PortedData, savitor, FoxSlayer and the Turtle Lips. Then there’s Sheriff McClain! Colonel Sanders and his weed eyes, Kermit the Frog and the Syrup stick, the whore para and her ass-phone, Brad and his religious teachings, now it’s Mr. Manney (watch out, Fox). Food fights and verbal wars were very common, almost daily at this table but goddamn, it is nostalgic asf.

Me: Bro where should we sit at lunch?
Fox: Dude let’s sit at the OG Table!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

Sit at the Head of The Round Table

a. To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity.
b. To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.

by Mahus March 8, 2012

Under the pool table

Sex term when a female sucks on a male's testicles before giving him oral sex.

Sara went under the pool table while I was sitting on the couch

by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002

The Norris Table

Originated in the Winter of 2011, The Norris Table was a bench located in Illinois. After a hard night of fucking with Norris, the kids would go and "norris" at the Norris table. Unfortunately a couple of goons brought it to the local tracks where it was destroyed by the faggot ass chicago cops.

*After running from Norris*
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.

by beatgoon June 28, 2011

shit on the coffee table

To make yourself at home.

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!

by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

A delightful forum of minecraft pleasure where Steve’s 🍆 goes into Alex’s 🍑or🐱

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

by Superior_dino_nuggie July 11, 2021

Sit at the Head of The Round Table

1. a. To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b. To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.

1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.
2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.

by Mahus March 8, 2012