shaggers

to fuck someone so hard they rupture a spleen

ma girl fucked me up the arse with a wooden spoon and so I cummed on her mam. we had pure shaggers last night. she's in a and e cheeky fuck.

by uncultured swine of a fucktard March 19, 2019

sheep shagger

Definition: A fucking Legend

A Welsh person who likes to shag sheep for a living

oiiiii you sheep shagger come here

by TwatFaced1 December 17, 2019

Shaggers Cock

The implement/instrument used by someone holding the official capacity of a 'shagger'

Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans

'He wasn't feeling to good so he went to get a check up..

..he's only ended up with shaggers cock'

by The angry badger October 28, 2019

Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert

Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*

by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019

WALL SHAGGER GROVEL

Someone who is attracted to a wall e.g. a shower wall. May attach something that gives them pleasure e.g. a pocket pussy and fucks it in the shower.

This may be due to every time someone asks him to do something he has to grovel

Being defined wall shagger grovel: shag my pocket pussy in the shower because I was made to grovel and not given any sex

by Wall shagger January 26, 2020

sheep shagger alison

a term for a woman who has sex on regular occasions with sheep

hey look at that sheep shagger alison

by george ingham March 3, 2011

Top Shagger

me

WillNE is not a top shagger

by ThereAreNoUserNamesOnWebsites September 13, 2020