Sausage Windchime

When you shit into bag and hand hang it from either you porch or a neighbors and it swings in the wind.

Can you hear the soothing sounds of the sausage windchime I just hung.

by Mcnuggo March 1, 2019

Sausage collar

To put it simply, the foreskin

Excuse me whilst I go wash my sausage collar

by Aden_tce September 11, 2013

Silly Sausage

Someone who is a silly sausage is a very silly and clumsy person. Being called this is a more polite way of saying stupid

James you are a silly sausage for not going to school

by finbinkinchin June 30, 2022

bury the sausage

To insert a penis into a vagina

I'm going to bury the sausage tonight!

by Retrix February 24, 2010

sausage legs

n. A pair of legs which bear a sausage shape. They are noted for a lack of distinct hip, knee, and ankle joints and an overabundance of fatty tissue surrounding the leg bones. Individuals with sausage legs frequently claim to be big-boned, although this is usually not the case.
n. An individual whose overall physique resembles a sausage leg.

She looked all right from the waist up, but her sausage legs were a big turnoff.

Did you see that sausage leg?

by jpsi June 11, 2006

Gentleman's sausage

A polite word for a Penis, used by former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson when he is referring to a penis. Can be used to describe your penis being large in length and diameter.

"Have you seen the size of my Gentleman's sausage, it's like looking at a Frankfurt!"

by El Zacharoo 69 June 8, 2015

Smoking a Sausage

The act of performing oral sex.

She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.

by JWAYNE May 14, 2006