Suck Pipe

A verbal cut down that takes the place of Suck my dick or suck it.

Wade, Suck Pipe.

by R Hess January 16, 2009

shit pipe

Referring to the anus, or "butt hole"

He was tired of the pussy, so he fucked her up the "shit pipe".

by Scott Friedman June 11, 2006

fart pipe

Oversized, overpriced coffee cans ricer idiots use to impress 12 year old girls. Also used to compensate for lack of penis size.

My penis is small but my fart pipe is huge!

by Ricers are dweebs June 9, 2004

Pipe Dream

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.

A midget who thinks he can play in the NBA is living a pipe dream.

by Fast Eddy 13 April 22, 2012

pipe or swipe

To bang (if given the chance) or if given the chance, they wouldn't take it.

The new smash or pass.

Matt: hey see that chick over there...?
Jose: yeah what about her?
Matt: pipe or swipe?
Jose: oh definitely pipe!

by Think_blue23 January 7, 2017

pipe slinger

A man who fucks his ex girlfriend that fucked with him while they were dating.

Guy 1: Shit, you fucked your ex in Disney, didn’t she mess you up?
Guy 2: Haha, yea.
Guy 1: Damn you’re a fuckin pipe slinger!

by JaqueF708 February 28, 2019

Strike the Pipe

'Striking the Pipe' is the art of masking one's fart with a louder noise to avoid detection, named after Andy Dufresne in the Shawshank Redemption striking the sewer pipe when the thunder hit. Stealthfart.

I really needed to fart, but it was neither the time nor the place, so I waited for an opportunity to STRIKE THE PIPE

by obiwanley November 19, 2010