Drunk octopus that wants to love you

A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.

"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"

girl: Hey _______, come over here...

drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)

by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011

Letting the octopus out

"Letting the octopus out", correlates the manner in which a friend will look when he is using all 8 of his limbs to consume drinks furiously .

"Bill is really letting the octopus out tonight!"

by Jubilee B August 29, 2016

Land Octopus

When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.

Damn man, Jim got stupid drunk and became a land Octopus while fighting Jerry naked.

by Kurmithaflog May 13, 2022

octopus juice on toast

a very tall girl with an obsession for batman who loves it when you pull her feet and call her daddy she's the dominant one, with a lot of moles. likes to eat icecream with a fork.

that emily in our math class dude she's a real octopus juice on toast

by turtleoctoman August 10, 2017

Octopus

It’s what squidward is he isn’t a squid he’s an octopus

Squidward more like octo ward because he is an Octopus ... ahaha

by Ur mom is behind u turn around January 9, 2020

Octopus

An over powered creature that has many limbs and seems to be the god/goddess of ink and beating up squid.

"Did you see that Octopus on the TV?!" Jakee exclaimed to Jamee
"OMG, yeah! It was crazy, I can't believe something that killed that big of a squid!"Jamee stated

by ThisUserLikesWatt-Pad December 7, 2020

Cum octopus

1. A sexual act where one recipient gets cummed on by 8 guys simultaneously.

2. When you bust a nut in the water and it floats around like an octopus.

Part of the soccer team gave roxanne a cum octopus last night

by dLFN98 December 27, 2018