A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.
"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011
1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.
2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.
by PastaPro September 28, 2018
by Rapid Octopus maker May 28, 2022
by ria hcnep May 21, 2020
someone who has an almost impossible breadth of internet exposure via their “many hands” like an octopus
by birbocto August 11, 2022
A way to eat Cheetos while scoffing down tortillas and and farting uncontrollably through the place where your heart is located. Or it could also be a sea creature with 8 legs and 3 hearts.
by 809ugyug March 09, 2023
Anything that is amplified, far-reaching, or has many touchpoints on the internet.
A digital result that amplifies the message.
Many touchpoints online.
An Influencer that has extensive reach.
A digital result that amplifies the message.
Many touchpoints online.
An Influencer that has extensive reach.
For example, "Her social media is Octopus."
Cher is all over the world, she's Octopus.
Go Octopus that.
That influencer is Octopus.
Cher is all over the world, she's Octopus.
Go Octopus that.
That influencer is Octopus.
by Tina The Diva July 02, 2021