Meaty Beaty Mcneedy

A large object one can inject into the anus and put the other end into the nipples, erecting the nipples then causing the penis to ejaculate 3 loads of semen

Dan where is my meaty Beaty mcneedy my penis is feeling cold

by AverageTowelEnjoyer July 16, 2022

meaty face

The act of waking your friends face with an aroused member.

Fur

That old chap asleep on the park bench is ripe for some meaty face.

by fur 156 December 24, 2015

Meaty Kebab

A meaty kebab is a woman who is very meaty and greasy. She is often a prostitute, but also 'she' can be a transvestite.

Joel:"Hey Charlie, your mum is a meaty kebab!"
Charlie:"I hate you dude"

by W20SPUD01 August 27, 2016

Meaty mouth

When someone has a lot of excuses

Person: hey I can’t fit all of this my jaw is going to hurt.

Response : quit being a meaty mouth and shove it in there

by D33pthr0@t69lol February 2, 2024

meaty bear paw

When a "bigin" girl has very large hands.

MItch's sister meaty bear pawed his phone right out of his hand.

by llahttam June 16, 2017

meaty trombone

Blowing a hotdog that is sticking out of someone's ass

Stacy was giving Tom a meaty trombone the other day

by Baggenesse March 5, 2015

meaty spoonfull

when gay guys are having sex and when the one guys penis is in the other guy's ass, he shits on it. Then the first guy takes it out and feeds it to his partner.

"I just gave my man a meaty spoonfull last night."

by Sonny Mann May 6, 2008