Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like
by tichocolat July 11, 2018
Get the Johning mug.A nice fellow with a fat ass and a leather jacket. John is nice but can be a bit of an asshole when you ask for sex. He says no almost everytime. He is always a white male.
Me: That guy has a fat ass.
Friend: Yeah. He is a John.
Me: I'll go fuck him
Friend: He will say no.
Me: Wanna fuck
John: No. You no have fat ass
Me: Oh no no
John: oh yeah yeah
Friend: Yeah. He is a John.
Me: I'll go fuck him
Friend: He will say no.
Me: Wanna fuck
John: No. You no have fat ass
Me: Oh no no
John: oh yeah yeah
by 5ive3Gaming February 5, 2019
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by Kinkydong April 9, 2019
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by susan Kay March 9, 2019
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