The most godly creation ever to be blessed on this earth. Do you find yourself lonely or craving something to, I don’t know, fidget. Fidgeting is a talent only few possess. There like tiny ceiling fans for your anxiety.
Guy one: hey bro, look at Tracy over there. I heard she’s a pro fidget spinner.
Guy two: bro, after I started spinning, I couldn’t go back.
Guy one: bro.
Guy two: bro. ( defiantly )
Guy two: bro, after I started spinning, I couldn’t go back.
Guy one: bro.
Guy two: bro. ( defiantly )
by Spinmyfidget December 27, 2017
Get the Fidget spinnermug. A game when you want to jerk off, you spin your fidget spinner and see if you can finish before it stops spinning
by Lunatic Jerker October 2, 2017
Get the fidget jerkmug. by overlordissomewhatdead December 27, 2018
Get the Fidget my Spinnermug. Whilst receiving a blowjob you cum in the middle of a girls eyes. This resembles a third eye (similar to a fidget spinners 3 holes). You then spin her around so she'll get dizzy
by Dillonthesexybeast May 23, 2017
Get the Angry Fidget Spinnermug. by Olon Shive April 19, 2018
Get the fidgetmug. Named after "fidget spinner" that has once become viral back in 2017, the slang term "fidget" refers to your penis being massaged (or being played with) by you — as you need "healing" read: traveling to relieve stress but you just can't, due to your mundane 9-to-5 job
After a long week at my 9-to-5, sometimes I just need to fidget a bit to relieve stress, even if it’s not the most socially acceptable way to unwind!
by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025
Get the fidgetmug. The autistic guy was going to make some random shouts again, then he started fidgeting his fidget spinner and so he got calm for the next 30 minutes
by Dr. Poopybutthole June 20, 2017
Get the fidget spinnermug.