facebook

a place for folks to vent their frustrations, display their chronicles, or brag about their successes and those of their families...and eating poop.

I had a facebook sandwhich on wheat.

by The Angry Teacher November 23, 2011

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Currently the world's most devastating variant of addiction, a.k.a society's worst nightmare.

This is what we mean by why "facebook" has changed the "face" of the earth.

by dw13my October 12, 2016

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Facebooker

1. Person or entity that is not necessarily a facebook stalker but absolutely a constant facebook user.

2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.

Due to his constant use of facebook, we would definitely refer to him as a facebooker.

by staggy11 November 18, 2011

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A friendly way for kids to compete with one another in their perception of their own popularity. More specifically, the number of friends they have recorded, number of pictures they have tagged/ been tagged in, and the variety of comments on their "walls." Ironically created by a bitter, unpopular nerd.

Mike claims he has a facebook to "connect" with friends. In reality, Mike has a facebook to ensure others will believe he leads an enviable, popular life and to jack off to the bikini pictures of girls he managed to make contact with.

by breh breh October 4, 2011

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Facebook

The website you visit after you finished shooting one into the sink.

After 5 minutes in the bathroom, Josh quickly opens Facebook in an attempt drown his shame.

by @themoreyouknow April 24, 2018

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Facebook

the 21st century Homewrecker

"Facebook ruined my relationship, because my gf saw the picture i posted of me cheating with that girl with the huge tits, that i thought i made private."
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"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"

"Why are you in her top friends?"

by Azaleah Black January 29, 2012

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