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Tapestry Collector

A Tapestry Collector is a woke hippie/Alt female , dyed hair with bangs , facial piercings , uses recreational drugs , has a pet Animal , usually wearing pajama pants and doesn’t shower , hairy vagina and usually has a smelly asshole , offended by everything and wants to cancel everyone. Accuses everyone of Misgendering them , claims to be Bi-Sexual , and of course Collects Non Stop Tapestry And Contradicts Everything they stand for by having an ONLYFANS account
“You going to Shambala? “
“Yeah bro hopefully these Tapestry Collectors , Don’t Get this Cancelled Next”

“I used to like going to that coffee shop downtown now it’s filled with Tapestry collectors“

“Thank you for watching my Stream ! NON- Binary , Stop Objectifying Women , Men are gross , Support Gay rights Subscribe to my ONLYFANS!”

“Bro i want what ever drugs this Tapestry Collector is on”
by Bluebangs October 10, 2023
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Collector's Curse

Collector's Curse is the strange situation where someone will buy large quantities of random items (cloth dolls, physical game bundles, pop figures, etc.) in a sporadic shopping spree. This is usually done by said person in hopes that, one day during their lifetime, said objects will be worth a fortune.

Similar to:
Hoarder
Scavenger
Randal bought out all of Wal-Mart's fish tank decorations. I think he may have the Collector's Curse
by Charnime October 25, 2023
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cabbage collector

You need to wash those cabbage collectors!
by Gman357 December 16, 2022
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Dust Collector

A dust collector is a person who has no purpose or meaning in life, and simply sits around and quote-on-quote “collects dust”
by subliminal.happiness November 3, 2021
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Cat Collector

A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”

Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
by DJ Gello September 13, 2021
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collector’s fever

the state of mind in which one is compelled to collect a certain category of objects (e.x. game consoles, books, etc), and will dig through old things to find random objects ti add to their collection
Joey caught a bad case of collector’s fever, recently he asked me if he could dig through my old games.
by Phoenix the primagen September 4, 2022
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slur collector

a person from any ethnicity, gender or sexuality (mostly yts) who change their identity every week to say and reclaim a different slur. it‘s giving thanos but morally deranged.
“guys im a ___ *says a slur*”
“no wait im a ___ now *says a slur*
” no guys i’m ___ *says a slur*
slur collector signs
by nyah o.0 September 6, 2022
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