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blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
***** - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

****** Someone said cocks?

***** - Cabbage

**** - What is wrong with these people smh my head

*********** Oh hi ****, i just wanted to say i love you so much, you and *** are so talented
by blender stan May 21, 2024
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california blender

The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex
Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later
by Jack inoff May 26, 2019
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tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
by Jewish madam August 9, 2018
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Blendered

You will be blendered
by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020
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Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on
My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night
by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013
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Fender Blender

Noun: A fight move, meaning to distract your opponent with intimidating hand gestures while you levitate a helicopter towards them from behind.
That bitch-ass bunk Dark Spyro, totally did the Fender Blender when I wasn't looking!
by RH-guy May 4, 2024
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Canadian Blender

When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.
If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!
by Noahator April 15, 2020
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