Barking at a knot

A useless or impossible task. Often a waste of ones time. Cowboy slang

The guy was barking at a knot when he was trying to hook up with that girl.

Or

Yer barking at a knot . There is not way you can take that stallion.

by Cowbae October 3, 2018

the barking of rabbits

Idle chatter, gossip, nonsense.

All her talk of the rules changing to suit her needs was nothing but the barking of rabbits.

by Buddyshouse September 16, 2013

Bark Nazi

One who refuses to share their bark.

Bill refuses to share his holiday bark. Therefore he is a Bark Nazi.

by Rattdaddy December 21, 2008

Barking Pig

A barking pig, is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.

Norman was the Barking Pig in Cinderella.

by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004

turkey bark

Farting after eating turkey.

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.

by yo mama October 5, 2004

Trouser Bark

1. Flatulence
2. The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract

After eating a bean burrito supreme Tito let out a trouser bark

by Travis Bell October 24, 2003

Barking Turtle

noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.

I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.

by MRia October 24, 2013