Chili's Abortion

When you regret having an abortion and all you want is your baby back, baby back, baby back.

Now that she is older, she realizes she had a Chili's Abortion when she was a teen.

by War-Damn-Eagle1977 July 7, 2019

Spray Chili

To spray explosive diarrhea that has the appearance of splattered chili.

I have the bubble guts, I think I need to spray chili.

by Doeschna March 18, 2017

venison chili

The most vile and extreme form of diarrhea, typically occurring after high fatty meals and excessive beer consumption.

Dude, that party was so crazy last night that I had venison chili for breakfast this morning.

by PharmRx14 March 19, 2014

Chili String

When a male or female removes anal beads from their ass and it is accompanied by stinging diarrhea.

My a****** hurts so bad because of that beefy chili string

by DJ 3arthqauk3 May 14, 2016

chili ring

The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.

Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.

You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."

Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"

by Arashiin October 9, 2011

stirring the chili

1. euphemism for anal sex esp. messy anal.

Dave was really into anal, but Erica didn't like it when he was stirring the chili.

by monkeytoes86 November 30, 2005

chili peppers

short for Red Hot Chili Peppers, aka RHCP, aka THE GREATEST BAND IN THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD.....EVER!!!!!

"Dude.....the chili peppers rock"
"yeah man they do."
"dude their shows are insane"
"yeah man they are"

by SHARON AND SONYA February 27, 2005