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Textorising

When someone terrorise's you via text message.
person 1 He is terrorising me in these texts =
person 2 He's so textorising you!
by victoriann August 26, 2010
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Texter's Remorse

The feeling that ultimately overcomes oneself upon sending a text message and either; writing the wrong thing, sending it to the wrong person, or forgetting something, knowing that you cannot now take it back. Usually ends in grief that you now have to send more messages to take back your original or add to it.

Occurrences range from the subtle to the major that may alter the conversation.
text: hey rachael ill be there around 7

(received)text: who the hell is rachael!?

text: oh sorry honey its uhh no one.

^He has texter's remorse^
by ShreddedDreamz January 28, 2009
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textcrement

person 1's text: what are you doing?
person 2's text: taking a shit.
person 1's text: ew, quit your textcrement!
by sophiagrace7 April 6, 2010
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Textophrenia

In today's culture of texting, especially among adolescents, there is a phenomenon where the person sets their phone to vibrate for a text. They will think their phone is vibrating (to alert a text) in their pocket or elsewhere, but their phone isn't.
If you keep thinking your cell phone is vibrating for a text, and it isn't, then you may have textophrenia
by The Smart Sheep December 20, 2010
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textonym

When using predictive text to write an SMS, sometimes an unexpected word of similar / humorous meaning may pop up.

Pint / shot / riot

Kiss / lips

Shag / rich

Sips / piss

Cock / anal

Dual / fuck
Oh no! I meant to send my boyfriend a text saying I wanted to suck his cock tonight.

Don't worry, it's just a textonym. Besides, I heard he's into that sort of thing.
by jwgrooves June 29, 2011
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Zombie Texter

Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.
1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!

2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.
by HalfBlood December 9, 2008
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Bipolar Texter

An individual who will suddenly, mid-conversation stop responding to you via text. Or, an individual who has reckless emotional swings through text message.
Jamie: "Hey Steve did you talk to Chelsea last night.
Steve: "Yeah dude shes such a Bipolar Texter"
Jamie: "Yep, she does that to everyone"
by TrackieS#1 February 22, 2011
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