Soft tennis

It's when a man uses his penis to gently hit the balls of his partner gently and steadily increasing the strength of his hits

1:Yo why is Joe walking so weird

2:we played soft tennis yesterday and it got pretty intense

by Nya-nya October 20, 2019

Boy’s Tennis

A good time with the gents where you “whack it in the showerswith your racket”.

-Man, let’s play some Boy’s Tennis after school!!!
-Sure, but I’ll have to go home first and get me racket.

by BennysPennys68 May 24, 2018

ghetto tennis

A Painful Game where both people armwrestle but also at the same time dig their nails into the other person's hand while trying to win. Sometimes can leave to piercing of the skin and may be bloody and gruesome.

Ghetto Tennis is something you do not fucking say

by 2Lazy2GaveAF$&K April 26, 2017

tennis head

When you are sat on the sideline of a tennis match and a good rally gets going. Then you head begins to bounce from side to side keeping up with the play until you a) give up and rest or b) are finally relieved by the players.

"Morning Jane, I have woken up with an awful neck cramp."
"Well what do you expect John. You were watching Murray yesterday. You have tennis head!"

or

"I love watcching Roger Federer , he always gives me great Tennis Head!"

by firefreckle May 2, 2018

diary tennis

The tedious practice of trying to find a mutually viable date for a meeting between two busy people.

Nick is free on thursday at 3pm
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.

by clarebear81 April 2, 2011

tennis tantrum

A temper tantrum made by someone deemed as acceptable as it is made by a 'professional' tennis player.

Did you see Nick Kyrgios' tennis tantrum last night?

by 80's girl at heart July 10, 2017

Tennis Bum

someone who travels in a pack, is extremely lazy off the court, likes to fuck around, and plays tennis a lot. Daily routine is wake up, check social networks, play tennis, eat out, then troll in hotspots like a mall.

YO duuude you're such a tennis bum all you do is play tennis and eat.

by Hason Wung August 12, 2011