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Posting Tennis

When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.
Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis

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by Tommy172 October 27, 2011
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Table tennis

i love playing table tennis (ping pong)
by Cthuulhu April 19, 2023
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tennis boat

something arthur morgan says when he dies in low honor ending rdr2 by dying from micah bell
micah: damn you
arthur: TENNIS BOAT
by baysil September 8, 2023
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Tennis bal

Tennis ball but better as its a bal
"Do you have a tennis bal ?"
by carnforthman January 10, 2022
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tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.
Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
by YAWA April 10, 2022
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Bitch Tennis

Guy 1: Wanna play Badminton?

Guy 2: You mean Bitch Tennis?
by MCRainbowSupernova8196 April 13, 2022
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burp tennis

a very fun and at times strenuous game where the two competitors engage in a tennis match but with imaginary rackets and they use a burp as the ball.
"hey henry how about a round of burp tennis?"
"sure hilsie, BURP!"
"BAHHHHHHHHHHH"
by guillotinequeen February 23, 2009
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