Taking A Bill

1. The elimination of horrible fecal waste through one's anus, more extreme than the average process.

2. Taking an unbelievable shit to the point it's not a shit, it's taking a Bill.

3. A sweat-filled, terribly smelly, wet dump; one in which you must remove your shirt, can only be called taking a Bill.

4. A very time-consuming poop, usually requiring countless wipes and many flushes.

Frank: "Hey, what took you so long? I waited nearly 30 minutes."

Tom: "Screw you man, I was taking a Bill. It was horrible. The wiping would never end."

Frank: "Oh man, I'm so sorry. My bad bro."

by TheGeniusChild June 21, 2011

talking yang

Easily dismissed disparaging speech or opinion about something or someone when uttered by someone in no position to actually know (vs Talking Smack). Non-Agressive, Non-Cussing and socially acceptable version of "Talkin' Shit". Talking Shit

Man: " I heard Mr. Lee was talking smack about The Packers" Woman: "Oh, come on, he was just talking yang. He's an illiterate North Korean farmer without access to a TV, so what would he know about the NFL?"

by garged November 28, 2014

Taking a Donny

Pretending to take a shit, when you are actually playing on your phone to avoid dramatic fucking coworkers.

"Dude you were in the shitter forever, did you eat taco bell? ""No I was taking a Donny. "

by Bluepony33 February 21, 2017

taking the nut

when you are sucking a penis and the person ejaculates in your mouth and you swallow it

stacy likes taking the nut because she says spitters and quitters

by taking the nut July 8, 2017

Taking a wide V

When a lady participates in the act of man-spreading. man-spreading

I tried to squeeze in on the bleachers, but Angela was taking a wide V.

by DickFingerDave June 18, 2018

taking a wizard

when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish

When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.

by hossman_jago November 7, 2019

God taking pictures

It's storming.

F: Hey joe, what's all that noise and the flashes?
J: Na man, it's just God taking pictures.

by matdoya November 7, 2010