tard wrangler 

Person who's job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of "slow or special people" while they are being transported from place-to-place (usually via foot).

While at the zoo, I saw a tard wrangler attempting to wrangle a stray tard when he bolted from the group near the monkey cage.

tard wrangler by The Sarge November 13, 2003

Tard Wrangler 

Teacher designated to corral non-docile retards

The tard was on a rampage, so we had to call in a tard wrangler.

Tard Wrangler by Platitudinous November 18, 2014

Tard Card 

Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.

Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"

John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"

Tard Card by Cody Humphrey February 20, 2009

tard flare 

A person's stupidity flares up when they make a totally retarded remark.

Larry had a tard flare when he said George W. Bush was the greatest president ever.

tard flare by WildBill8844 March 1, 2015

Tard-aide 

You did what to that big biker and got ass stomped? A gallon of Tard-aide stat! This is a mythical potion for stupidity.

Quick, Tard-aide, here stat!

Tard-aide by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Tard rage 

Tard rage is when somebody angers a tard (or just a very socially awkward person) to the point where the tard gets so angry that they start going on rampage. The anger will often times give the tard superhuman levels of strength, and once you are in the path of one it will be impossible to escape without them trying to fucking murder you.

Backflip boy: I’m gonna write that (insert yards name) doesn’t have a dad on the white board.
Tard: RHEEEEEEEEE (somehow breaks the marker and starts to choke backflip boy out.

Bystander: oh shit he’s goin on a tard rage! Everyone run!

Tard rage by DallasBoy12345 August 25, 2018

Tard wrangler 

a person responsible for herding retards from one area to another.

why am i still working as a tard wrangler

Tard wrangler by stupidretard420 October 4, 2006