tainted tetherball

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)

dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!

by bullets first November 13, 2011

tantiephile

A tantiephile is a person willing to pursue physical relations with an elderly person.

Peter: John told you?
Paul: What? that his new "girlfriend" is 63?
Peter: Yup.

Paul: that's 3 in a row...What a Tantiephile

by XpideR April 3, 2012

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012

tainted stamp

When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.

Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.

by AntMan December 14, 2013

Tainted weed

Marijuana laced with other drugs such as pcp, dmt. Etc.

I was buggin out last night man!
That kid gave me tainted weed!

by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014

tantesticlism

adjective. Insatiable sexual desire. Horniness that is incurable by masturbation. Sexual desire only satisfied by a sexual encounter with a quality partner. entomology: a conjunction of "Tantalus" or "tantalize" and "testicle" to emphasize the torturous condition of the balls. noun tantesticle, plural tantesticles

"Bro, this tantesticlism is killing me. I need me some quality strange."

by th sx mchn September 7, 2016

Tainted Ass

A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past

Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.

by Deezerman October 3, 2016