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Taking the dog to the park

There are those who enjoy taking the dog to the park
Man, Tom was so drunk last night - he took the dog to the park.
by T-Kabs April 28, 2010
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Taking the kids to the pool

A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.

B. Taking a S**t.
A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"

B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"
by Coiked April 13, 2004
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talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.
by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015
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Taking a load to the dump

When you're fucking a girl in the pussy and you insert your dick into her ass just to ejaculate.
She actually let you do anal? No, young padawan, I was simply taking a load to the dump.
by ZMBY_Minds July 19, 2020
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They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.
1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !
by FrenchieTG December 6, 2020
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Taking my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. Explanation:

When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?

Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
by T-MLB July 11, 2010
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Taking my talents to South Beach

1: Masterbation; self-gratifying sexual act

2: F*ck you Cleveland
Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?

Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
by c1sok1d July 11, 2010
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