There are those who enjoy taking the dog to the park
Man, Tom was so drunk last night - he took the dog to the park.
Man, Tom was so drunk last night - he took the dog to the park.
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Get the Taking the dog to the park mug.A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.
B. Taking a S**t.
B. Taking a S**t.
A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"
B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"
B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"
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Get the Taking the kids to the pool mug.Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
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Get the Taking a load to the dump mug.The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.
1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?
Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !
2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?
James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !
Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !
2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?
James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !
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When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?
Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
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Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
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