Dirty Talker

when you put your balls on their eyelids

Man, my ex was a bitch so I gave her a dirty talker

by dabigbone April 4, 2009

Dirty talker

A guy who speaks ugly while you having sex and it miffs you out so much you wanna laugh during.

We did it in his car but he was a dirty talker It made me feel used

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 5, 2020

net talker

someone who solely talks on the Internet but will never actually do that shit in person

username2527: ur a fat ugly pig and I could punch you

username6756:: stop being a net talker a do that shit

by drakeandnickibelong September 14, 2023

Hoe talker

A person who talks to a number of people of the opposite sex who are known to be hoes

Friend 1: omg look at that guy over there
Friend 2: who?
Friend 1: that guy talking to that girl!

Friend 2: you know she’s a hoe right?!

Friend 1: what a hoe talker!

by Verzio February 9, 2019

Urinal talker

A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.

A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”

by Bill Beef August 16, 2025

Sofa Talker

A person who's half asleep trying to talk as if they're fully awake.

"Eric was sofa talking when he told me what to put as the definition of a Sofa Talker"

by celaa January 2, 2010

Snob Talker

Someone that always puts big grammar words in almost every sentence on purpose to sound ostentation.

I can barely understand anything Jeff is talking about he's being such a Snob Talker right now.

by DeathScrolls October 30, 2015