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turkish cavewoman

When the male is on their back and a woman is giving him a blowjob. The male then gathers the woman's hair on top of her head, and pulls her head off of his cock and puts her into cowgirl position.
Jillian had the perfect legth hair for Gregorio to perfectly execute the Turkish Cavewoman in all of it's glory.
by Slip N Slide November 11, 2018
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Turkish Curry

when a woman eats yoghurt and biscuits and holds it in for a few days. Then you drink laxative and let rip in your partners mouth. The soggy diarrhoea mixed with the lumpy biscuits will feel like a tikka masala.
Friend: "Wanna go for a curry?"
You: "Nah, I just done the Turkish Curry with my bae"
by Your nan and her cat October 13, 2020
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Turkish crockpot

Like a Dutch oven, only instead of farting under the sheets, one drops a hot steamy load of poop to marinate under the covers
He was so drunk, he Turkish Crockpoted before his bed mate could notice
by Deeznuts February 2, 2017
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turkish poncho

When you bust a fat nut on your chest and use a shirt to wipe it up and accidentally wear said shirt the next day.
Fred: “Whoa, Carl, looks like you’ve got a Turkish Poncho”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”
by Inka Diplo January 23, 2018
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Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel
Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.
by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022
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Turkish Exchange

when you encounter something or someone you had seen once, long ago, that you had never expected to see again in your life.
Dude, I drew a dick on a dollar bill last year, and look at what that cashier just gave me! It's a total Turkish exchange man!
by martinthewarrior February 14, 2012
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Turkish Mohawk

The result when one gives oneself a pubic haircut.
He didn't like the idea of waxing or visiting a salon, so he gave himself a Turkish mohawk.
by Snark Twain July 14, 2016
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