when a woman eats yoghurt and biscuits and holds it in for a few days. Then you drink laxative and let rip in your partners mouth. The soggy diarrhoea mixed with the lumpy biscuits will feel like a tikka masala.
by Your nan and her cat October 13, 2020
When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel
by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022
Alternative term for a doner kebab.
First coined on a Thursday night out in Southampton during the summer of 2021.
Makes the post-sesh migration to grab food sound more classy when you're going to get some 'carvery'.
First coined on a Thursday night out in Southampton during the summer of 2021.
Makes the post-sesh migration to grab food sound more classy when you're going to get some 'carvery'.
by Wherefore art thou Casio? July 16, 2021
When you bust a fat nut on your chest and use a shirt to wipe it up and accidentally wear said shirt the next day.
Fred: “Whoa, Carl, looks like you’ve got a Turkish Poncho”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”
by Inka Diplo January 23, 2018
When you give a person a wedgie and rip their underwear. You then take their elastic waistband and fold it over their shoe. They’re stuck in position and struggling to escape looking like a Turk riding on a camel.
Every Christmas I give my brother-in-law a Turkish Camel. Maybe some day I’ll buy him some underwear.
by jdizzell December 25, 2021
When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and you end up with balls on your lip
by jeff medrala February 05, 2020
turkish girls are honesty so sexy huge ass and huge tits can dance bro they are so sexy you should get yourself a turkish girl hottest mfs out there they are leng as fuck so sexy bro nice eyes and sexy hair
by stfubro December 20, 2022