Tennessee

A very good place for anyone looking for a good education and a good laugh at the same time. Here are some tips to Northerners before you move here:

1: The food is called grits, notice the s, the food is not a grit, it is called grits
2: If you see girls saying "like" every other word, it is prefectly normal
3: If you are over age 10, female, and you like Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus stay away from Tennessee
4: Y'all is in the dictionary, get over it
5: 3/4 of the female population in Tennessee is "girly-girl"
so if you came to Tennessee to meet a "tomboy", good luck with that
6: Weather is unpredictable. It snows in April and is over 105 degrees F in October
7: In martial arts, there is almost no karate schools or other martial arts except for Tae kwon Do, you will find about 50 of those
8: There is a McDonalds in almost every town yet barely anybody is overweight
9: "I don't give a crap is just another way of saying, "I didn't much sleep last night"
10: Lastly, if you think you can just move here and be country then you obviously don't know a thing

Random woman at shoneys (northerner): excuse me, is this a grit?
Me (from Tennessee): yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss
Random woman: So that is a grit?
Me: yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss
Random woman: Thank you for showing me what a grit is
Me: -_- no problem

by You think I would really tell you? April 7, 2008

Tennessee Backfire

when you cum in a girl's mouth and she spits it back at you

Dude, I blew my load in this chick's mouth the other night but then she tennessee backfired

by BoiBlue May 3, 2012

Tennessee Muffler

While getting rimjobbed; the recipient farts into the mouth of the giver.

"Did you hear? Last night Leroy gave Samantha a Tennessee Muffler when she was giving him a rimjob!"

"I'll bet she was pissed."

by Leroy Jones August 26, 2013

Tennessee Twitch

When you do too much cocaine and your leg starts to uncontrollably twitch

"Is there a snake in your boot, or are you doing the Tennessee Twitch?"

by ratcorey January 11, 2017

Tennessee Stranger

Noun/Verb
The act of shotgunning a bottle of Jack Daniels and sitting on your hand until it becomes number than it would have got without the whiskey and thereafter giving yourself a stranger.

My sisters last tooth fell out and her mouth just don’t feel the same. I’m just gonna shake hands with the Tennessee Stranger tonight.

by Daltronik November 9, 2018

Tennessee mud jug

The Tennessee mud jug is the act of fucking a woman and you have a lip full of Copenhagen, you proceed to pull out and spit the dip into her vaginal canal and proceed to fuck.

yo I Tennessee mud jugged the fuck out of that girl, she got buzzed as hell.

by Noah Edmund 420 July 4, 2019

Tennessee Two-Step

When you impregnate a girl you met last night at the bar and then leave an upper decker in her toilet the next morning.

Paul got lucky last night, took this girl home and gave her the Tennessee Two-Step by morning.

by TN Decker July 21, 2019