e-tongue

The act of flirting over the internet. Usually via MMORPG games or chat using built in functions of the game called "emotes".

Mobyus was totally slipping Amep the e-tongue over there.

by Meppers November 6, 2007

rigamortis tongue

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

by cpatrickc November 13, 2010

tongue and clit

1. the act of touching ones tongue to another's clitoris
2. the act of eating out
3. when a lesbian licks another's vagina

Were you guys doing it tongue and clit?

by Cleet May 5, 2004

porno tongue

theatrical, passionate use of the tongue

If he gives that ice cream any more porno tongue...

by SnapeKilledDumbles September 28, 2005

tinder tongue

Diarreah induced by tonguing a butthole of someone you met on Tinder. Nay!

I don’t have the flu. I have a case of Tinder tongue.

by Loveick April 24, 2018

Tongue Yoga

The ability to make your Gene Simmons-like tongue contortion along the bottom of a Pillsbury icing container to scoop out every bit of sweet goodness.

Michael got his face covered in frosting while doing tongue yoga on Ashley.

"Damn, did you see that dude tongue yoga her pudding cup?"

Ashley squealed with delight when Michael told her he needed to practice downward dog in tongue yoga tonight.

by TongueYogaDoc November 14, 2010

tongue dumpster

A slutty lesbian who sleeps around with little regard for peoples feelings.

Katey was devastated when she found out her new lady was nothing more than a tongue dumpster to the whole field hockey team.

by Eric Thorsland September 6, 2012