third leg

An unreliable appendage found on males of upright-walking species. More prolifent in warmer areas, especially in the native tribes of Africa, this appendage is not often used for mobility. The original third leg lost its foot in a shoe thousands of years ago and now all later third legs constantly search in shoes for the long-lost foot. The third leg becomes excited when it approaches the shoe found in between the legs of the female of the species, or the boot found on the posterior end of either the male or female of the species. The leg pokes around the shoe or boot looking for its lost foot, and culminates its search by spewing its tendons into the shoe or boot, trying in a last-stitch effort to reconnect the foot.

In prison, the larger males spend most of their time searching for their foots with their third leg for hours among other inmates.

by Dub P January 10, 2007

Third Amendment

No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

The Third Amendment gets so lonely; no one seems to care as passionately about this one as the others.

by fduck January 8, 2004

third party laugh

when two people are just quietly enjoying a good laugh and a third person comes into the equation displaying their satisfaction with the joke. a joke that just wasn't meant to be for them.

Elton Chigumbura: and then i said alright i'll do it but i'm not going to enjoy it

George Dockrell: that's what your sister said to me last night

Elton Chigumbura:George Dockrell: ahaahhahhahhahahah

Eric Szwarczynski: *walks in quietly wondering what all the commotions about*
AHAHAHHA fuck that's a good one AHAHAHA HOO HOO HHAA
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Elton Chigumbura: *giving eric a dirty look*
George Dockrell: piss off eric go bang ariel, we don't want your third party laugh here.
Elton Chigumbura: haha good one George

George Dockrell: *gives Elton dirty look* what you laughing at kent?

by finn+maeve=sir duffington May 1, 2010

Third Reich

The result of Adolf Hitler seizing control of the National Socialist German Workers Party (NSDAP, which later became known as 'NAZI') in 1919. The party became militant in the 1920's and was transformed into the sole political party in Germany in the 1930's. Hitler abused the trust of the German people and become the genocidal military dictator, Fuhrer and Chancellor, of the then-called Nazi Germany (Third Reich), which joined the Axis powers during World War II. The Allied forces, primarily composed of American, British, and Russian troops, crushed the Nazi military during a long war campaign. Hitler, realizing his defeat, committed suicide, which threw the Third Reich into disarray, and they surrendered soon after.

Hitler led the Third Reich until the Allied forces whooped the Nazis.

by Nicolai January 25, 2004

Saints Row the Third

Released on November 15th of 2011. Is the third installment to the Saints Row series. It's overall score is 8.5/10.

It's an amazing game to play; you will be mind blown. And that's okay.
I do enjoy the Saints Row series (i love it more than GTA), however The Third was a bit of a disappointment to me. The number one thing that bothered me in this game was the storyline. It was not long enough or as amazing enough. Another thing that bothered me was the customization. The second one allowed players to actually pick the outfit (undershirt, over shirt, socks, etc.). Car customization options have also been lost.

However, I still love this game, even with its faults, because that's what love is all about, my friends.

Saints Row the Third makes me happy . (:

by crashinglikewedo December 29, 2011

Third man

A Popular variation of hacky sack/footbag(Popular in Cambridge, Ontario) Involving 3 People or more, in which the 3rd receiver of the hack(or any receiver after the 3rd man) is able to kick the sack towards any of the other participants. If any of the persons involed in the game is hit by the hack without a recovery on their feet(or any other persons feet)they must be subjected to walking around the circle and receiving a punch by each of the participants(AKA. A walk), with each punch becoming icreasingly harder after each walk(and may end up resulting in elbows after a considerable amount of walks). Any persons leaving the game must receive a final walk. Game is mostly popular among Marijuana Users. There are many ways to gain mulitple walks such as:

Through the legs - 2 walks

Backwards through the legs - 4 walks

A "Four"(cross legged through the legs) - 4 Walks

A "Nine"(between arm and body w/hand on hip) - 9 Walks

Head shot - 2 walks

Hat Knocked off - 12 walks

Hat Knocked Off Backwards - 24 Walks

Yawn Shot(shot in mouth) - 30 Walks

"Im dirrrtchy bored, Whos up for some third man?"

by St. alphonzoH-town June 18, 2009

WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrike

The third law in a series known as WarOwl's Laws of Counterstrike published in a book by counterstrike theorist WarOwl which states that "if there is a custom map editor, there is a dust 2" referring to the counterstrike map de_dust 2.

Chad 1: "Hey, you want to play some Fortnite? "
Chad 2: "What the fuck? Hell no, who do you think I am? "
Chad 1: "No you see, WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrike states that there is always a dust 2, so I just wanted to play dust 2 in Fortnite"

by Based_Individual69 April 15, 2021