Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

Must-o-chup

The latest and greatest in the Heinz condiment lineup is mustard mayonnaise and ketchup been pronounce mustochup

I’ll have my burger atw must-o-chup, lettuce, tomato!

by Shawnovative August 12, 2022

Chelsea Peretti must learn to interpersonally communicate with Messenger Add Oak

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😱:Chelsea Peretti must learn to interpersonally communicate with Messenger Add Oak

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Musted

When a girl rejects a guy who is turned on.

I got musted by that girl.

by Tawisak June 4, 2018

she-who-must-be-obeyed

1970년대에 등장한 표현으로 속어로 와이프, 아내를 뜻한다. 직역하면 복종해야 할 대상이 되는 여자. 즉 공처가의 부인인 셈인데 일반적으로 약간 유머러스하게 아내를 표현할때 쓴다. 줄여서 SWMBO 라고 쓰기도 한다. -서영일

I need to get the donner ready tonight or she-who-must-be-obeyed will get upset

by MikeSeo November 17, 2015

A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

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A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025

What must cut?

A rude phrase used in response to irrelevant information that has been brought to your attention and has no value to your life whatsoever. Most likely annoying

Sunny: “I was on FaceTime with ”

Jack: “Okay now what must cut?”

by Miyagison January 9, 2022