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Holiday Father

(hol-i-dey, fah-ther) A person who would rather just relax and avoid crowds.
noun
"Let's go out"

"meh..."

"Stop being a Holiday Father, and get your butt moving!".
by Stellababe August 4, 2011
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Hallmark holiday

Unlike the sanctity of the traditional high holidays, the Hallmark Holiday was invented by the executives of the Hallmark corporation to increase quarterly sales. Generally agreed upon to include Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and essentially any pseudo- holiday that a card can be sold for.
Jimmy panicked when he realized he hadn’t gotten a card for his dad’s special day, but then quickly relaxed when he realized it was a Hallmark holiday - Father’s Day - and the card was optional.
by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021
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Holiday Hog

N. or V. Any super-efficient person who buys and wraps gifts without showing them to co-givers. Also, a person who wraps all the presents and makes cards, party invitations and or plans and does not share basic information.
Jose, did you even know what gift you gave me? No, Leah totally holiday hogged me again.
by Gaucho19 December 18, 2011
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black holiday

When a black guy calls in sick even though they aren’t .
Yo nigga , I took a black holiday yesterday. I said I was sick, but I wasn’t.
by NiggaT87 July 31, 2019
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Amateur Holiday

A day that has some legitimate meaning behind it (New Years Eve, St. Patricks Day, etc.) but is instead known for lightweights and drunk d-bags who drink more than they should and get sloppy drunk because its "cool man!" St. Patricks Day is such an Amateur Holiday.
On St. Patrick's Day I wanted to have some corned beef and a few green beers but every bar and restaurant was filled with sloppy drunk people in their 20s to 50s who cant hold their liquor. St Patricks day is a textbook Amateur Holiday.
by LZ 822 April 23, 2014
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Holiday Sauce

People who can't spell or say 'Hollandaise sauce' properly.
Bob: "hey, i'm gonna make some holiday sauce tonight!'

Phil: "Bob, your an idiot."
by Bobdobolina January 19, 2015
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chinese holiday

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.
"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."
by Lewis Hogan November 3, 2017
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