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Basement Ninja

A person(usually a teenager) who rarely sees the light of day and spends his time playing videogames ranging from: Modern Warfare 2 to World of Warcraft.
Me: Dude, I was enjoying a casual game of Modern Warfare 2 when this 10th Prestige dropped into my game and fucked everyone up.
Friend: What a fuckin Basement Ninja.
by KillerKore13 December 12, 2009
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venitian basement

A sexual activity. Involves the preemptive gaping of your lover's asshole with a 5 inch diameter ring, filling the anus with seawater and, if possible, a small, dead fish. Then you smear tomato sauce on your dick and pound that ass till the morning. If you blow your load, just resort to fisting after lubricating your hand with more tomato sauce.
"Dude, so my girl had enough time, and we did a venitian basement last night. So fucking hot."

"What is that stank?" "Oh, sorry, my husband and I are doing a venitian basement tonight, sorry about that."
by 10,000 dead draculas. December 5, 2018
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Stuck in the basement

The act of being a male while having attraction to women, but unable to obtain a relationship.
"Why's Jack nervous around Shelly?" "He's just Stuck in the basement."
by Heel-Gemini October 18, 2018
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Basement feeder

Kevin is a couch potato, a coward, and a basement feeder.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018
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Basement Baron

A semi hairless unemployed thirty something white guy who has taken up refuge in his families basement and refuses to move out in spite of his parents repeated requests. Holed up and supplied only with Cheetos, an Xbox 360, and a extensive collection of pornography. With his orange stained hands and penis, he can be easily identified by his scraggly neck beard, pale skin, and sunken eyes. He can often be heard slamming his door and shouting " Fuck you mom, get out of my room !" Also known as a cellar dweller or basement boy.
That fucking basement baron is late again, I don't know why his parents don't kick him out !
by Professor gouddick March 8, 2019
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Basement gay

A gay person who doesn’t even know that he’s gay yet.
Oh yeah, Brad’s a basement gay for sure. Everyone already knows it except himself.
by KCST December 31, 2017
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Basement cheese

The cheese that grows on someone's genitals after not bathing for long periods.
Sorry if my breath smells like nachos, but my girl had a bad case of the basement cheese.
by BasementCheesehead August 23, 2020
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