Definitions by BasementCheesehead

Basement cheese 

The cheese that grows on someone's genitals after not bathing for long periods.

Sorry if my breath smells like nachos, but my girl had a bad case of the basement cheese.

Basement cheese by BasementCheesehead August 23, 2020

basement cheese 

Aka: Dick Cheese, Vagina Cheese

A catch all for the funk that grows on someone's genitalia after they don't wash themselves.

Put your pants back on, I can smell your Basement Cheese from here.

basement cheese by BasementCheesehead August 23, 2020