air headed teenage girl

A girl between the ages of 13 and 19 who only likes something because it's cute or 'hawt'. They are usually stupid too, and most likely vain.

Air headed teenage girl - OMG! I totally love this band!
Non air-headed girl - Oh, what do they sing?
Air headed teenage girl - I dunno, but the singer's HAWT!!!!
Non air-headed girl - You're such an air-head...
Air-head - What's an air-head?

air headed teenage girl by ~HeYa~ September 5, 2010

Teenage Girl Syndrome 

Removing/adding vowels and constants from words while typing or SMS messaging. Other symptoms include, the frequently misspelling of words on purpose, and the overuse of acronyms.

Girl: OMG, lol ur so hawt!

Boy: You seem to be suffering from TGS.

Girl: Whutttttttt?

Boy: Teenage Girl Syndrome

Teenage Girl Syndrome by redword1314 February 7, 2010

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!

teenage mutant ninja turtles by Gizwidget February 14, 2007

Teenager 

Someone who is well-prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse but not ready for Tomorrow's Maths Test.

Teenager : I'm a teenager!!
Dad : No you aren't,You haven't even studied for tomorrow's maths test!

Teenager by I HAVE NO PSEUDONYM November 16, 2014

Born Again Teenager 

An adult who is between the age of 25-50 that still thinks they are a teenager. They dress like teens, listen to ether what's in the charts today or modern Kerrang bands like Neck Deep, Moose Blood, BVB etc and use up-to-date teen slang such as "Bae" and "On fleek".

Also born again teens often go out their way to hide their wrinkles, grey hair or the fact they are going bald with anti-wrinkle cream, hair care products and hair dye to make them as much teen like as they can.

Alan: Have you seen Liam lately?

Andrew: No mate why?
Alan: I saw him the other day. He was wearing skinny jeans and some Nike Air Maxe's with a t-shirt with the word #selfie on it and had bought some anti-wrinkle cream and some hair care products from Lush
Andrew: Isn't he 35?
Alan: Yeah he is. He told me he is a born again teenager.
Andrew: Whats one of those?
Alan: He is trying to feel and look young again I think.

Born Again Teenager by El-Manchenero April 19, 2018

Teenaged Gutter Slut 

A teenaged individual that has sexual intercourse or has sex with multiple people individually or at the same time.

"My sister is such a teenaged gutter slut, she has sex with everyone she comes into contact with."

Teenaged Gutter Slut by Kringe Vurok-kv October 23, 2017

teenage kicks

What teenagers do for fun, in particularly the sexual pleasure teenagers get out of intimacy.

"I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight, get teenage kicks right through the night" (Lyrics from The Undertones song "Teenage Kicks")

teenage kicks by Chessie2505 November 4, 2017