testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.
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Testicle Tuesday

A Phrase actor Jim Carrey used in his hit movie : Pet Detective
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testicle terminator

A slut who has sex with a lot of men. A slut that terminates testicles.
Sandra: yo, I went down on the hottest Gilbert last night.
Amanda: damn, you are a real testicle terminator, sandra.
by jonathan0913 August 08, 2018
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testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.
Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.
by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017
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testicle hug

When a woman hugs a man while on her knees connecting his testicles to her nipples. For more advanced practice: woman will squeeze his rear end with both hands.

Warning: may lead to fornication.
Kelsey: "I really need a testicle hug right now"

Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."
by Tiffollsey February 08, 2014
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testicle beads

Testicle beads is a process of first having anal sex, then switching to vaginal while inserting the "sack" into the now wide anus. The woman then tenses up making the hole small again and then you yank your sack out and it makes two popping sounds
I want to try testicle beads with my girlfriend, but I would feel so disgusting doing it
by Foliscious June 27, 2018
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testicle hopper

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.

Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.

2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.

Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
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by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014
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