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Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole
I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.
by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016
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testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.
by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021
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Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate
O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University
by Bob AC July 10, 2021
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basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
by Telephony2 June 10, 2023
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Testicle Tuesday

A Phrase actor Jim Carrey used in his hit movie : Pet Detective
by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022
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testicle beads

Testicle beads is a process of first having anal sex, then switching to vaginal while inserting the "sack" into the now wide anus. The woman then tenses up making the hole small again and then you yank your sack out and it makes two popping sounds
I want to try testicle beads with my girlfriend, but I would feel so disgusting doing it
by Foliscious June 27, 2018
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testicle terminator

A slut who has sex with a lot of men. A slut that terminates testicles.
Sandra: yo, I went down on the hottest Gilbert last night.
Amanda: damn, you are a real testicle terminator, sandra.
by jonathan0913 August 8, 2018
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