Tartan Suitcase

The bag that one keeps all their vintage VHS porno in and locked away, to be called upon for dirty weekends away in a caravan with a VHS player. This suitcase will commonly contain a wide variety of vintage porn, including but not limited to;
- looped guitar riffs

- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn

Brad was so excited, he'd packed the VHS player and was looking forward to dirty lucky dip in the Tartan Suitcase.

by Don't Fear Keg January 19, 2018

tartan bear

Affectionate slang term for a Hairy Scottish man. Normally irresistible to the same sex. Known for lifting weights.

Oh my! Chris is such a tartan bear! I would totally sleep with that weightlifting hairy sexpot!

by Banana Bear March 20, 2019

Tantarctica

Tantarctica is the fabled 9th continent of the world. It is rumored to be hidden beneath Antarctica in the void that encompasses our flat Earth.

"My mate johnny accidentally sailed off the side of the map, luckily for him, he landed on Tantarctica and now has a job as the janitor for the new world order."
"what the hell are you smoking dude?"

by WIIWIllWIIWll November 30, 2020

Tartan Tory

A Scottish person who supports the Conservative Party and is wearing a kilt either for the bants or for an event.

MAJ is wearing a kilt to the wedding, he's a Tartan Tory.

by Chezzabelle March 27, 2021

Targaryen tampon

The act of lighting the string of a tampon on fire resulting in a girl running and screaming.

“She really pissed me off so a gave her a Targaryen tampon”

by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021

tartagliasslut

They simp for a ginger, like c'mon, you could've picked anyone else to simp for, but you chose the ginger.

tartagliasslut is a slut!!!!

by havanabelle June 22, 2021

tartagliacanrailme

your very nice and funny, also you simp for kaeya big time

tartagliacanrailme im your number 1 fan

by havanabelle June 22, 2021