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Cane Tards

A term of reference for players, management and especially fans of Townsville-based, Australian A-League Football (Soccer)club, North Queensland Fury.

The term is a derivative of 'tard', used in reference to all things Melbourne Victory, another A-League club, but expanded to incorporate a reference to Cane Toads, which are a local pest.

The term was originally coined on a Sydney FC internet forum.
Fan 1: Who are we playing in Round 1?

Fan 2: We're up against the Cane Tards, easy win.
by Jubal1 April 20, 2009
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tards

short for retards, especially used online.
"gah... ur so gay u tards"
by exodus April 29, 2004
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tardslab

You are such a tardslab!
by Christy February 12, 2003
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tardsformer

tardsformers retards in discuise. a normal appearing person who suddenly does stupid or retarded things. someone who starts trouble at the worse possible times.
the bush white house,britney spears. she is hot but a real tardsformer. that tradsformers big mouth got us busted.
by oliver bassett December 25, 2007
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Tardius

An individual demonstrating the highest level of stupidity in any given collection of individuals.

The term is a parody of a Roman Emperor's name. The full version, Tardius Maximus, is rarely used.
"I have come to the conclusion that reality TV isn't that real"
"Well done, Tardius!"
by John Bent October 24, 2008
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Tardi Gras

1. People who come to New Orleans at times other than Mardi Gras and make asses of themselves.

2. Those who buy into the idea that New Orleans is a 24 hour party all year.
"Why does that asshole have all those beads on his neck? It's October. Fucking Tardi Gras
by kemistree4 August 27, 2010
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'tards

dude, look at that 'tard ja rule up on stage
by nick June 19, 2003
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