tardslab 

A big, fat slab of tard

You are such a tardslab!

tardslab by Christy February 12, 2003

Tardslant 

Term originating when someone's handwriting is on a retarded angle, but translating into slang for idiot.

Jo, put that pickle down you tardslant!

Tardslant by Picklesurprise July 5, 2009

tardslobber 

Slobber that constantly drips or pours from the mouth of a retard.

Somebody get a mop. That retard has saturated the floor with tardslobber again.

tardslobber by LarsWolfgang January 1, 2025