tardslab

A big, fat slab of tard

You are such a tardslab!

by Christy February 12, 2003

Tardslant

Term originating when someone's handwriting is on a retarded angle, but translating into slang for idiot.

Jo, put that pickle down you tardslant!

by Picklesurprise July 5, 2009

tardslobber

Slobber that constantly drips or pours from the mouth of a retard.

Somebody get a mop. That retard has saturated the floor with tardslobber again.

by LarsWolfgang January 1, 2025