mountain don't

A rather tasty cocktail made with Jägermeister and Mountain Dew. Best enjoyed whilst watching your team take the fucking Stanley Cup and made popular by the webcomic Hockey Zombie

"Dude, I had like 6 Mountain Don'ts and passed out before the third period!"

by TheFloyd June 18, 2007

R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.

how you write rotflmao or roflmao if you are one of the people who uses capslock a lot, and also you are an illiterate artard

Geekuser1: R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.
Scott: what?
Geekuser1: R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O!!!!ONE!!!111!!
Some_Dude: ..laughing ass my off?
Geekuser1: :(
Scott: goddamn, you really are an idiot

by hardnrg November 7, 2006

don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it

it's when you don't give a single fuck about what people tell you

' the black community doesn't claim you'
' I don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it'

by idgawmabi January 14, 2020

money can’t buy happiness

A phrase used by poor people to convince themselves that they can be happy.

John: David said that money can’t buy happiness.
Rich: poor fu

by Thicc_lad June 4, 2021

Moves that Made me go HOLY SH!T

Montage videos of a YouTuber named BDWJ 19-- that sees many spots, moves and flies that wrestlers done to make him impressed.

Johnny: Moves that made me go HOLY SH!t is awesome.
Randy: Eat that.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang!

I wish I knew, sorry young one

A white gang member - "Ayy Jamal the nigga for real tho"
Jamal - "For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang!"

by Am I black? December 1, 2020

E.M.O.T.I.C.T.I.A

E- eat
M- me
O- out
U- until
T- Till
I- I
C- can’t
T- take
I- it
A- anymore

“Omg hey girl my boyfriend just texted me E.M.O.T.I.C.T.I.A what does it mean??”

“Well, you feeling hungry rn?”

by Lxcidyy July 26, 2023