Selective altruism is essentially when someone imprints on one to very few people, and ends up being aggressive to anyone else.
Person 1 “would you stop being such a selective altruist?” Selective altruism at work
Person 2, actively ready to swing at person 1 for making a crude joke about person 2’s chosen human being. “I’ll make your insides your outsides.”
Person 2, actively ready to swing at person 1 for making a crude joke about person 2’s chosen human being. “I’ll make your insides your outsides.”
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Get the Selective altruism mug.The moment when you have mountaining amounts of college assignments, which causes you to be less addicted to your smartphone whilst making you paradoxically more addicted to caffeine — whether in the form of coffee drinks or Tombocantuxin caffeine pills
During finals week, my selective addiction kicked in; I barely touched my phone but couldn’t get enough coffee to power through all those assignments!
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SelectiveFeminist: Is a type of feminist who wants women’s rights when it suits them. They’ll shy away from traditionally male-dominated hard jobs, like working on a building site etc., and if they try, they won’t even last a day. They also like to avoid paying their fair share on dates, expecting men to cover the bill. They think the world would run perfectly fine without men, which is pure stupidity too. They often claim not to rely on men for money, but might have an OnlyFans account or a sugar daddy etc. to fund their lifestyle. And alot of them get called out a on podcasts, the clips can go viral, making them the laughingstock of the internet.
Lee: Did you see that Andrew Tate YouTube clip against that feminist? He completely destroyed her! He properly schooled her, he told her the facts of life, he said to her," Of course, we need men who build the whole world around you, men. Who do you call who needs help in an emergency: policemen firemen, etc.! She looked like a rabbit in headlights, she was speechless had tears in her eyes! That clip was well true and funny it went proper viral, to bruv LOL.
Frank: These SelectiveFeminists are hilarious,
Bruv. They always want things their own way when it suits them, they don't like paying there share of the bill, and don't mind taking men’s, money and love avoiding any hard graft to bruv LOL
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: These SelectiveFeminists are hilarious,
Bruv. They always want things their own way when it suits them, they don't like paying there share of the bill, and don't mind taking men’s, money and love avoiding any hard graft to bruv LOL
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025
Get the SelectiveFeminists mug.A common mental disorder developed during HR and legal investigations where people forget important details that would show them in poor light.
Honey sugar, I had to pop two pirin tablets for my selective temporary amnesia, not to mention show my outrage with, “What?! how rude! People do such things in the workplace?!” on the HR query on why I decked that cuntbag.
by ilacevoli January 9, 2026
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An Australian event held on beaches, including Cottesloe, WA, where disabled people are only allowed access two days out of fourteen.
Ensuring that the beach matting is only laid out on those days prevents 'visual disruption', according to the organisers, and has other tangible benefits including minimal environmental disruption because it is only open to cripples on weekdays.
Next year the organisation plans to further develop their commitment to exclusivity by targeting and discriminating against other minority groups who may be visually disruptive due to their skin colour, flamboyance or utterly unacceptable forms of clothing that may reflect a person's culture.
In 2019, Sculptures will introduce the 'Sculptures ban the Sarong' campaign so that beachgoers and artists will be less distracted by potentially visually disruptive beachwear.
An Australian event held on beaches, including Cottesloe, WA, where disabled people are only allowed access two days out of fourteen.
Ensuring that the beach matting is only laid out on those days prevents 'visual disruption', according to the organisers, and has other tangible benefits including minimal environmental disruption because it is only open to cripples on weekdays.
Next year the organisation plans to further develop their commitment to exclusivity by targeting and discriminating against other minority groups who may be visually disruptive due to their skin colour, flamboyance or utterly unacceptable forms of clothing that may reflect a person's culture.
In 2019, Sculptures will introduce the 'Sculptures ban the Sarong' campaign so that beachgoers and artists will be less distracted by potentially visually disruptive beachwear.
'Sculptures by the Selective will maintain our commitment to exclusivity by only providing access to white cishet men with suits and post-nominals.'
'We hold our commitment to ableism close to our hearts. In a perfect world, someone would make sure marginalised populations were excluded even more, but we've only been able to manage twelve days.'
'We hold our commitment to ableism close to our hearts. In a perfect world, someone would make sure marginalised populations were excluded even more, but we've only been able to manage twelve days.'
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The Sherbrooke family is such family with selective affordability — they've got all the LEGO sets, action figures, textbooks, and DVDs but still rock a broken PS1 with no replacement like it's the latest console!
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