socketrience

Donta have to be smart or brilliant.
Its Socketrience (EASY)

Did you turn the light on or not?
How ?
What ! Its not socketrience.

by cottonrocksucker November 6, 2006

socket wrenched

When a passenger sits on a loose tool in your truck, startling them, especially when the tool goes near the victims binghole

Ha, you just got socket wrenched

by Wish I drove a smaller car February 4, 2008

Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Swicket

When someone has become seriously angry or frustrated.

If you don't turn around and sit down, I'm going to get "Swicket".

by MERKzilla November 12, 2014

Socket

What electricians of the male gender call a vagina.

"After my work for the day, I'm going to go plug into my wife's socket."

by Dr Internet August 18, 2016

Socket

noun, a former lesbian that is returning to the straight life

She used to be a U-Haul but now she's a socket.

by Blazerunner November 21, 2016

socket seeker

Travelers hovering around power outlets waiting (for an open outlet) to charge their device.

This airport is full of socket seekers. I can't find an outlet anywhere.

by Caffeinated Bacon December 8, 2016