alcohol induced drippy shits

When you drink too much, the outcome the following day is usually diarrhea aka drippy shits aka aids (alcohol induced drippy shits)

Man I drank so much last night it gave me a hangover and full blown aids! Alcohol induced drippy shits has ruined my day!!!!

by Half_pint420 February 12, 2017

The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.

Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini

by north east knowledge September 24, 2017

beer shits

When you seriously need to take a dump the day after you drink a shit ton of beer.

You: Man I have MAD BEER SHITS...I need to find a crapper RIGHT NOW!
Oh fuck there it goes!
Girls: Ewww that's the grodiest thing I've ever seen! You're not tapping this ass tonight!
You: Fuck.

by Nick D February 8, 2003

Rippin Shits

A fart so nasty a person should have to check their shorts afterwards.

"bwwwpopoooommmp" . . . Dude are you rippin shits over there? You better check yourself!

by BigTime4285 March 5, 2009

Mad Shits

The kind of shit that makes you feel as if you did something that made your shit angry, with no regard to your butt holes well being.

what did i do to deserve these mad shits?!?!

by Chupa Cabra June 24, 2005

coke shits

The sensation of having to shit urgently and frequently while under the influence of coke (cocaine, blow, cola, snow, etc.)

Guy: So, are you coming home with me tonight?

Girl: I just railed an 8-ball and my stomach's telling me that I may have the coke shits. Maybe another time?

by KING CXCI January 16, 2010

don't give two shits

you don't care what the person is saying, at all

As my friend told me about his coin collection I said, "Guess what, I don't give two shits!!".

by yaIcussgotaproblem December 15, 2011