Child Support

Something the government keeps forgeting to make unabusable.

Nolan: "I truly hate how easily child support can be abused. It's like legalized misandry. If you're a man, not losing your virginity still does not guarantee safety from this because paternity fraud exists. It is mind-blowing how the government is still ignoring this problem."

Leo: "Bullshit like this is why I'm not planning on getting any bitches, and why I'm avoiding areas where I'm likely to be forced to have sex with a woman."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022

Toxic Support

Toxic Support is when someone is encouraged to continue a certain goal such as doing harm to others or themselves.

Random Fat Person: "I feel so unhealthy. I think I am too fat. I need to lose weight to be healthy."
A person giving Toxic Support: "No, You are fine you shouldn't work out. You should love yourself. Don't listen to doctors saying you are at risk because of your health."

by TotallyNotARobot101010 June 21, 2023

Emotional Support Vehicle

An large vehicle, usually a pickup truck, with modifications to make it appear larger, taller, and more aggressive, and more "off-road capable" (but not used off-road).

If you were thinking about questioning Chad's masculinity, take one look at his new $90k Emotional Support Vehicle and put that thought out of your head.

by tweiz August 21, 2023

dick life support

A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.

Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

Adult Child Support

When you're young, naive and marry someone who turns out to be a leech. So Mr./Mrs. Leech has gotten all comfy sucking on your teat, and even though you have finally come to your senses and are divorcing them, they now feel entitled to being taken care of by you. Go figure. Here's where you get to pay for your naivety, literally. Different from actual child support where you are taking care of a child with Adult child support, you guessed it, you get to continue to financially support adult Mr./Mrs. Leech. Since said Leech has no pride they will happily continue sucking your teat for as long as they are able. After all why should they be responsible for themselves, when you can be. Since most are deficient mentally you'd think you'd be able to get some sort of assistance from the state, maybe in the form of a disabled placard. You're being drained by Mr./Mrs. Leech, so the very least the state could do is let you park closer to the bank you have to go to monthly to keep Mr./Mrs. Leech attached to your teat. Alas as per usual you get nothing from being attached to Mr./Mrs. Leech. So you park in the furthest spot from the bank entrance. Get out of your car dragging the dead weight of said leech along, they're attached to your teat... remember, you go in and withdrawal the financial support they are entitled to for latching onto you so many years ago. This continues until, you die, they die or they find another teat that's bigger than yours and get them to put a ring on it.

I pay adult child support to an incapable teat sucking leech.

by DoingTheLordsWork February 11, 2023

Desk Support

A girl giving head under a desk while their male counterpart is playing a game

I got amazing Desk Support while playing Warzone

by Csion November 22, 2021

child support

Something that bum ass nigga ain't NEVER finna pay

that BUM ASS NIGGA don't pay Child support.

by EATMYASS101 July 8, 2017