Scouser

u make me sick people on here probably havent even been to liverpool and ur sitting there calling them if u took the time to come here u'd know that we dont have perms that went out years ago and were do u get shell suits from and if u must know lascoste is a very expensive brand

who says carm down carm down anymore

by leonie August 27, 2004

scouser

some1 from liverpool, city with less crime and unemployement dan manchester...but we'l stil put a stanley blade across the neck of any fuckin manc

is ryt laddddddddddddddd

by scouser17 July 7, 2005

Scouser

Born to the English city of Liverpool. Have great passion for travel, as witnessed by drug dealers, car thieves and housebreakers throughout the U.K speaking in a silly accent(see Harry Enfied circa 1980 or circa 1980 soap opera Brookside). Might be seen supporting former successful (circa 1980) soccer team Liverpool FC; now sold out to American business men and most famous for inventing the saying "this year will be our year".

Scouse Gits (depiction of scousers, circa 1980)
Bread (comedy circa 1980)
Brookside (circa 1980)

by Cockney Mouser October 10, 2008

Plastic Scouser

Someone who supports Liverpool FC, but doesn't even know where Merseyside is, nevermind Liverpool.

Easy to spot in their replica shirts with the name of a player on the back who's since moved to a bigger club.

Believe they have kudos for 'always supporting them', despite being a glory hunter in the first place.

Easy to spot in pubs around Surrey and the south of England, talking in cockney accents, waving a copy of the Sun about, shouting about "plastic mancs".

Plastic Scouser = 99% of Liverpool supporters

by NCB76 February 23, 2010

Scouse Lobster

The term used for people who have spent too many hours exposed to the power UV rays, be them natural or from tubes in the Croxteth branch of 'tant-tastic'. The results are often a lobster like complextion, i.e. bright red! Although not exclusive to natives of Liverpool, it is more often than not both men and women of Merseyside who can be seen sporting this look.

Look at the colour of that skin, too many hours on the sunbed or on Birkdale Golf Course, got to be a Scouse Lobster...

by Garstang April 1, 2010

stoser

someone who gets his or her(his in most cases) attentention and identity from talking about or smoking marijuana in front of other people and hoping that anyone notices it and pay attention to it.
stoser is a mixup between 'stoner' and 'poser'.

screaming out loud through the classroom; 'yoo, bob(fictional character), i think i quit smoking for 3 weeks, you with me'! 'yeah chris(fictional character), i think so'.
one day later:
'yoo chris, did you know how stoned i was yesterday'.
'yeah me to'.
bob and chris are stosers

by mrploertendoder June 15, 2010

spouse puppet

Using a spouse's account to "sock puppet" your views in online conversation.

"I spouse puppet my reddit posts now, sock puppeting takes too much effort, and he notices my posts now.

by BrainKwiz June 7, 2011