Sticker Clause

When a sticker is placed on ANY part of an iPod touch, weither it be cool, non-cool, limited edition, or always available, the price of said iPod touch is reduced to 20 dollars.

Jenny put a Zumiez sticker on her iPod touch, so she cant charge me more than 20 dollars due to the sticker clause.

by Apple Inc. September 14, 2009

Sticker Scolding

when your frustrated bestie sends Google Hangouts sticker with a clock

Emmet and Salvador were chatting via Hangouts and Sal got a work call; after waiting a few minutes Emmet became impatient and sent a Purple Cat sticker holding a clock. When Sal hung up he saw the sticker and replied "oh I KNOW you didn't just engage in Sticker Scolding, bitch."

by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2020

bumper sticker fishing

to search nonstop for pointless bumper stickers to send your friend.

"Last night, i was bumper sticker fishing for 2 hours straight"

by rocka g February 28, 2009

bumper sticker rape

When your friend sends you an outrageous amount of bumper stickers on facebook

Dude, why did you bumper sticker rape me? I don't want 200 stickers on my wall

by Stankylegg March 30, 2009

keep the stickers

Go fuck yourself.

Usually said when something goes awry.

This is the last time we will ever meet, bitch. Keep the stickers.

by anonymous March 2, 2005

sticker

a term to describe a needle used for drug use.

"Yo, Dan is pissed, he says you forgot to leave him a sticker"

by scottydyall September 21, 2007

Sticker Ninja

An adolescent thief who steals the stickers out of magazines in bookstores. Doing so is often a form of training for future professional shoplifters.

"My Sticker Ninja skills are far superior to yours, everything I own is covered with meaningless stickers!"

"Dude, did you see that Sticker Ninja? He totally just tore a page out!"

by smokeycut December 26, 2008